whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout
they need to stop giving you bread with butter at restaurants before your actual meal. nobody can survive that test.
william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king
william the concurrer: i agree
licherally cannot explain to adults these days that im actually so cool with the idea of being "just an employee" somewhere as long as i am paid enough to live comfortably and i also like the job. "but dont you want to be rich?? dont you want to always be striving for more???" like that sounds EXHAUSTING and i like having friends so
if that Fearless In Death As He Was In Life guy who's beheaded in the helgen intro had kept quiet he might have survived alduin's attack and lived to fight another day. the moral of this story is to never interrupt women
there are techpriests in my notes
praised be the Machine God
Ngl was expecting iron to be in the lead but I kinda forgot sex exists and that's probably why they like flesh so much
